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artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all.
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elemesy: Remember in “The God Complex ” when the Doctor looked in the room that held his greatest fear? He looked in the room and said “Who else?” WHO ELSE WHO
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
the-stolen-earth: they call me destroyer of the worlds they call me the oncoming storm they call me the valeyard they call me thief that’s not my name that’s not my name
everydayimwholockin: when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
richardarmitge: she was a girl he was a boy can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
For Those Confused About John Hurt.
shutupthisismymindpalace: thefirstprospect: “What I did was in the name of peace and sanity.” “I know. But not in the name of the Doctor.” Guys. It’s not 12. It’s 8.5. 11 knows who this is. It’s gotta be the Doctor who ended the time war. The disowned Doctor because he committed the acts that scarred 9 and 10 so deeply. Also. John Hurt + Matt Smith = John Smith. ^ THIS IS WHAT IM SAYIN. I...
astudyintimelords: A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET THANK YOU
theconsultingbadwolf: do you hear that, it’s the mental stability of whovians crumbling
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
Oh and also, a round of applause to the editors...
Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.
Can I just raise TARDIS issues?
So in The Name of The Doctor, they go to the ancient TARDIS, yes? Of course they do, it’s the tomb thingy. They go into the console room. IT’S THE SAME ROOM AS ELEVEN’S TARDIS. I know that, much with The Doctor’s Wife, there is the possibility of an archived console room. But the TARDIS changes frequently, and yet by the time The Doctor dies, it’s using the same...
doctor-wholock: MY MOMS LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE I’VE BEEN ON THE FLOOR REPEATING WHAT FOR THE LAST 3 MINUTES BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT?????????
I FIGURED IT OUT.
sylargrimm: John Hurt is not a different Doctor. He is aged Eight. Eight went through the Time War correct? So what if it lasted so long he grew old? This is John Hurt. This is the man who sealed away the Time Lords and ended the Time War. He is the old version of Eight. WOAH. (For a second then I thought ‘aged Eight’ = ‘Eight years old’. I blame the fact that...
otteroflore: the-eleventh-blog: no but we were all worrying that eleven was actually twelve when actually even though there was another incarnation, he lost the right to call himself the doctor so the order of the doctor’s remains the same this occurred to me immediately but must be shared for those who it did not… oh also doesnt that mean ‘john hurt as the doctor’ is innacurate. he...
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