December 2011
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
8:10 tomorrow. If inconvenient come anyway - SH
How teens and adults text
hannahcrash:
wadeseagrave:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
This is the most true thing I have ever posted. For real.
I wrote 6 pages about this for...
Happy Sherlock Eve
benedictatorship:
ununpentium:
Unpopular Opinion Time! (TL;DR in bold)
I don’t see New Year’s Eve as a big deal.
I mean, sure, I get that people can use it to make a change, I understand that people do and have nothing against people doing it.
I suppose it’s just because it’s never been a big deal in my household. My parents don’t make much of an effort to stay up, at least one of which often goes to bed before midnight, and...
david tennant is getting married tomorrow
cloysterbell:
mostly10:
torn between feeling like this
and feeling like this
… so confused.
What? Really?
Where the fuck have I been?
Wait, what?
Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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Give me strength.
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via indie—rokker)
LIFE IS GOOD.
Skyrim
Christmas (almost over but what the hell)
Panto on New Year’s Eve
SHERLOCK ON NEW YEAR’S DAY IT’S GOING TO BE SO GOOD.
OH MY GOD.
SHERLOCK = BREAK OUT ALL THE OLD SHERLOCK GIFS AND ALSO GET ALL THE NEW ONES AND LOVE ALL THE CUMBERBATCH AND SDJGK;LAJDGLHJFSLKHJSKLFHLKSFKLH.
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
“Away from the set of 221b Baker Street, Martin Freeman, who plays John, refers...”
– Radio Times
MARTIN CALLS BENEDICT “CUMBERLORD” I CANT
(via ununpentium)
My experience on Omegle.
So, I went on Omegle. I lost my iPod around my house last week, so, being the bored, sad idiot I am, I waited for them to say hello, and then pasted this in:
Hey! I’ve lost my iPod… Can you help me find it?
I gave them a moment to think…
The majority of people said they wouldn’t help me at all.
Two people said it would be in the Apple Store.
One person said that they...
My phone clearly hates me. Or I hate it.
It’s not giving me any audio notifications (ie, I have no ringtone, except when I go to turn it on. Even when on, it won’t actually ring).
I also have no visual notifications for messages (Sliding notifications, envelope at the top of the screen, etc).
That’s certainly useful if I ever want to see if I’ve missed anything. No ringtone. No notifications. I have to go into...
In 1993, total Internet traffic amounted to...
