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I should be a fucking actor when I see how well I can pretend to be absolutely fine and unscathed by your actions.
May 27th
"Speak later"
So, in about three days then. It took two hours for a response when there was no apparent reason. Actually saying you’ll speak later would undoubtedly lengthen that time. It also acts as a promise.
May 27th
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ListenThis song though - brilliant! :D ‘In...
May 27th
Time to code a website to the soundtrack of The Social Network. I’m bored, on exam leave, don’t want to revise and need something to do.
May 27th
In this case, “Not much really” with regard to what I’ve been doing actually translates as waiting two hours for a reply.
May 27th
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
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Tony: If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Steve: ...What?
Tony: Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Steve: ...
Tony: If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Steve: ...
Tony: How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Steve: ...Do you want to fondue?
May 27th
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Over two hours. It took you over two hours to reply with three words to “How are you?”. It’s not that difficult a question. Not even an apology. Tempted to leave it another hour before I give you the satisfaction of a response but I’m not that kind of guy.
May 27th
You complain we don’t talk much, yet when we’re texting, you reply, I ask a question and you don’t reply and leave me here waiting, checking my phone every couple of minutes… It’s been an hour since you last text me and 58 minutes since I last text you. Some kind of recognition would be nice. I just feel ignored.
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theultimateginge: moraniarty: don’t get attached to tv programmes because they will go on hiatus and you will die my lifeeee Lookin’ at you now, Sherlock
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breadstickfanclub: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
May 26th
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reblog if you recognize the lyrics to this...
geekery-pokery: dundundundun dundundundun dundundundun dundundundun, de- dundundundun dundundundun dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO DOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO 
May 26th
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Meh.
[[MORE]] You see.. This is what I mean when I say you don’t have time for me anymore. I just feel like my only purpose is to tell you that I hope you have fun and to enjoy what you’re doing. Sometimes I do feel like I’m tremendously boring and uninteresting. Which I suppose is a reasonable excuse for why people don’t want to see me.
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heretherebefandom: Hello?  Hello, yes.  This thing working?  Alright then, good, good.  Okay.  So. I need you to pay very close attention.  Yes, you.  Reading this right now on your laptop or your tablet or your multi-dimensional interface pad.  Have those come out yet?  Right, sorry.  Yes.  Very, very close attention.  Because something big is happening.  Right now.  And you’re a part of it. ...
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